Girlfriends not attached!

Another winner rescued from the spam filter. This piece is entitled “Colored Day”.

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(Girlfriends not attached!)

The Road to Awe

Watched The Fountain in glorious HD. I saw so many more connections this time around. Like following the threads of an intricate tapestry. My experience of reality is much like this film. I’m wired to experience it completely.

1. The Fountain
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Batman Begins
4. Ghostbusters
5. Barton Fink
6. Old Boy
7. Iron Man
8. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
9. District B-13
10. Cradle Will Rock

Judge John Hodgman

The other night, Nick and I had the opportunity to be on one of our favorite podcasts, Jordan, Jesse GO! They have an occasional segment with John Hodgman (The Daily Show, “PC” in the Mac commercials, Neil Gaiman’s Coraline, etc.) where people present complaints and he issues a judgment.

Nick has been goading me to grow a gigantic beard and I have refused, so he called up the show and requested for Judge Hodgman to resolve it.

Here is a link to the show. Our bit starts at around 21:30. The show is saturated with profanity, in case that bothers you, though our segment is pretty clean.

LINK

Indiana Jones

I really enjoyed this movie, but I can understand why some people will hate it. I don’t think a lot of people will consider that when Lucas and Spielberg shift the era in which the story is told, they will also shift the genre to the pulp stories of that time. I think it is too much to expect from today’s audience that they will be familiar with the genre.

To me, it was textbook pulp adventure, blending a lot of familiar themes and stories to give it a classic feel. I think anyone who has made up their mind about what an Indiana Jones movie must be about will be hugely disappointed. But if you take it in context, it is a classic pulp adventure story.

1. There Will Be Blood
2. Batman Begins
3. Ghostbusters
4. Barton Fink
5. Old Boy
6. Iron Man
7. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
8. District B-13
9. Cradle Will Rock
10. My Left Foot

Strange Fire

I’m putting this profile out there as a kind of beacon for the person who is looking for me. A single white stone forming a path leading to me.

I will continue as though you are that one person.

Hello, (your name goes here). I am overjoyed to finally meet you. I have been searching for you for years. I’ve seen you flickering in the corner of my eye, in dreams, in smiles, always ephemeral and fleeting. But now, here you are. You are beautiful and extraordinary.

I want to know everything that happened to you up until this moment. I want you to tell me what you’ve figured out about life. All the mistakes and triumphs. I will tell you my story as well. This will all take some time, so I figure we can spread it out across many conversations over coffee, in the car, at dinner, in bed, on airplanes, in sofa forts, after movies, during arguments, and even during our silences.

We both came all this way. There will always be distances to cross, but I’m committed to cross them with you.

Let’s not date. Let’s not “be friends first and see where things go.” What if we talk about what we truly want out of a partner and then work to make that happen? Let’s have an adventure! Let us be extraordinary lovers and constant friends. Why not?

I won’t give you any disclaimers and I expect none in return. It is true, things happened to us in the past, threads that wove us into what we are now. I want to know you, but I never want to understand you. I never want to figure you out, if that is even possible. I want to create a relationship where we are constantly exploring who we are to each other.

I’ve been looking all over for you, but now I need to stay still in one place and wait for you.

Please don’t be too long.

Find me.

 

Twitterific

Those of you on an RSS feed will not see the new Twitter widget on my site. I finally gave in to the narcissistic cry of the microblog. Witness stray thoughts caught in a net and reprocessed into bite-size nuggets. Of course, it is only a matter of time before I warp Twitter’s intended use for some deviant purpose, such as a micronovel or esoteric broadcasts from the aether.

District B-13 a été magnifique!

J’avais entendu “le parkour” séquences ont été incroyables, mais je n’avais aucune idée de comment serré le reste du film allait être.

1. There Will Be Blood
2. Batman Begins
3. Ghostbusters
4. Barton Fink
5. Old Boy
6. Iron Man
7. District B-13
8. Cradle Will Rock
9. My Left Foot
10. Ratatouille

Cradle Will Rock

How did such a wonderful film escape my notice until now? It reminds me a lot of Illuminata, and not just because John Turturro and Susan Sarandon feature prominently in both. And Paul Giamatti has yet to disappoint. Plus it has the Cusacks! And where else can you see Bill Murray and Tenacious D as 1930s vaudevillians? It feels a lot like a P.T. Anderson film by way of Turturro. Dry and authentic with flashes of humor and magical realism.

1. There Will Be Blood
2. Batman Begins
3. Ghostbusters
4. Barton Fink
5. Old Boy
6. Iron Man
7. Cradle Will Rock
8. My Left Foot
9. Ratatouille
10. Gone Baby Gone

Follow me, don’t follow me

I’m scattering white stones. Placed in a row they form a path.

New T-Shirt Designs

I made two new t-shirts a few weeks ago. Click on the image for a larger version.